GEOWARS

GEOWARS
National egos collide, fronts shift, and alerts keep pinging.
“Pew pew first, peace later.”

No gore. No hate. Just chaos… but make it funny. 🚀✨

Live Briefing Front Status Alert Pings Ceasefire Button

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Status: Live Tension • Press Space to pause

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Toast

Live note: hit Roast to refresh the brief. Drag on the map to simulate shifting currents. Flags included 🏳️ Ceasefire turns everything into confetti 🎉

📡 Situation Brief

Opening: Three fronts, one timeline — and everyone’s ego is on max volume.

“Pew pew first, peace later.”

Satire only. No gore. No hate.

🚨 Alert Level

Higher level = more alerts and faster launches. Still satire-safe.

60%

🕊️ Status

Normal: tension spikes. Ceasefire: confetti diplomacy.

Live Tension

Controls

S Start • Space Pause
R Roast (new brief)
C Ceasefire (confetti)
X Reset

Interpretation: rockets = “arguments”, pings = “headlines”.
Ceasefire flips the vibe into confetti.

Disclaimer:
GEOWARS is satire. It does not promote violence or hate.
No gore. No hate. Just chaos… but make it funny. 🚀✨